Quick and easy—mostly

 

Back in the day I used to give an annual Tree Trimming Party at Christmas. Each guest was asked to bring an ornament to hang on the tree. At the beginning of the evening there was a bare tree; at the end, there was always a festive, fully decorated tree. And I still have a wonderful collection of ornaments, each with a story. (Of course, there was the year the tree fell over, caught just in time by one quick guest.)

Weeks before the party, I began cooking. And days in advance, the dining table was spread with empty dishes, each with a little note indicating what as to go in that dish. The first year Christian saw those empty dishes, he told Jordan, “You and your mother have a screw loose.” Now he understands our methods.

My Christmas offering to you is some of the favorite recipes from those parties. Mostly, these are standard appetizers that were served twenty or thirty years ago, but you, like me, may have forgotten about them. So here’s a reminder.

Crab and cream cheese brick

Boston lettuce leaves

2 8-oz. pkg. cream cheese

6 oz. frozen snow crab (this is an old recipe and crab may not be available in that quantity; you can use canned crab if necessary)

Bottled cocktail sauce

Line serving platter with lettuce leaves. Place cheese bricks on lettuce. Flake the crab and drain well on paper towels, discarding any membranes, etc. Arrange crab on cheese bricks and drizzle with sauce. Be careful not to use too much sauce as it gets messy quickly. This is good with cocktail rye.

Bourbon hot dogs (my kids’ choice)

2 pkg. hot dogs, preferably kosher

¾ cup bourbon

2 cups ketchup

½ cup brown sugar

2 Tbsp. minced onion

Combine everything except the hot dogs and simmer until sugar melts. Cut hot dogs into chunks and add to sauce. Continue to simmer. Serve warm with toothpicks.

Sausage cheese balls

2 lbs. uncooked sausage – you choose hot, medium, or mild

1 lb. sharp cheddar cheese, grated

1-1/2 cups Bisquick or similar baking mixture

½ cup finely chopped celery

½ cup finely chopped onion

½ tsp, garlic powder

Mix everything together and form into one-inch balls. Bake on ungreased cookie sheet at 375^o for 15 minutes until golden brown. Makes 6 dozen.

Onion sticks

½ lb. butter, softened

One envelope onion soup mix

12 slices white bread, crusts removed

           Mix soup and butter together and spread evenly on bread. Cut each slice into five strips. Bake at 375^o on ungreased cookie sheet for ten minutes. Makes five dozen.

Imitation escargot

1 tube refrigerated crescent rolls

3 Tbsp. anchovy paste

2 Tbsp. butter

A dash of garlic powder

Unroll the dough on a lightly floured surface and press the seams together until you have four rectangles. Mix anchovy paste, butter, and garlic and spread evenly over each rectangle. Roll up, starting at narrow end. Slice into 1/2-inch pieces and place, cut side down, on ungreased cookie sheet. Bake twelve minutes at 350^o and serve warm. Makes twenty-eight rolls.

My favorite story about these is that once, when my children were very young, they saw a basket of imitation escargot ready to be served, mistook them for pecan rolls (they do look like the miniature pecan rolls they sometimes had for breakfast), and helped themselves. I’m not sure they’ve forgiven me to this day.

Happy Holidays!